Kate Middleton

The news is all quite eerie?? now, there have been a few suggestions as to the wider implications of this, but my vague understanding of chaos theory has concluded that we are heading towards the nearest thing to civil war since people cared about religion. We already have a few hundred angry ruthless journalists sitting in pubs wondering how to take revenge on the media that will go far beyond news international. Kate Middleton better check her seatbelt.